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Formerly FireSageShyu // 23 // Male // Indian by ethnicity //
California Born and Raised › Troy, NY for 4 years (RPI Alumn, Biology and Chemistry) › Scientist at Roche Molecular Diagnostics in CA //
We can be friends if you send me a message.
RIP Violet Chachki
Holy shit lmao
(Source: luisonte, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)
Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!
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I accidentally typed “teagedy” instead of “tragedy” and all I could think of is
(via otterbender)
Mario about to kill Seth before he can reveal his true Identity
(Source: kirboob, via dudelookslikealady2015)
i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM
“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”
(via chickenstab)
frozen grape dipped in chilled water
Forbidden dandelion
(Source: sixpenceee, via humansarecrayfish)
bitch…omg
omfg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
this is a carwash for people
I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room
You fucker
I can’t see him but I just feel his energy
I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass
This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.
(via desi13)
This is a dog that has learned this the hard way
(Source: catchymemes, via chickenstab)
ok this is really sweet
[captions]
Girl: “You glue them on.”
Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”
Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”
Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”
Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”
Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]
Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.”
Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”
Girl: [laughs]
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